Showing posts with label Saga of the Golden Dildos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Saga of the Golden Dildos. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Th e Saga of the Golden Dildos pt 7

While the royal 4 heads to the fortress of the Silver Hand,Prince Jerry was being ambushed by a group of Silver Hand assassins too but he defended the assassin's easily as he was a skilled fighter.He was trained by all 4 Royals and each had taught their own jutsus to him which are Unlimited Cum Jutsu by King Ichi,Moon Jutsu by Queen Willy,Scorpion Jutsu by King Nase and Drunken Lover by King Kenji.

He even managed to capture one of the assassins and had prevented the assassin from the Devil's Pill.

Prince Jerry: What's ur name?

Assassin: My loyalty is to the Silver Hand.

Prince Jerry: Answer my questions or else?

Assassin: Hahhaha,u think I'll be afraid of u?

Prince Jerry: Fine,I have a Truth Pill in my possession. I'll make u eat that and u can't tell a lie ever again.

Prince Jerry unmasked the assassin and forced him to swallow the Truth Pill.

Prince Jerry: what's ur name,assassin.

Assassin: My name is Melvin.

Prince Jerry: Who send u and for what purpose?

Assassin Melvin: The Silver Hand got the orders from Straightland

Prince Jerry: So its true,King Bengbeng is up to someting. Assassin,did ur grup stole the Golden Dildos?

Assassin Melvin: No,we did not.

Prince Jerry: Ok.I'm going to tie u up and I'm going to rest here.

As Prince Jerry tied the assassin up,he noticed how cute the assassin is and wondered why a cute creature as this assassin could be so heartless and cruel.

The next morning,Prince Jerry contacted The Royal 4 and told them what happened.The Royal 4 immediately told Prince Jerry to meet them at the Silver Mountains.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Saga of the Golden Dildos pt 6

As Prince Jerry heads towards the Royal 4,the messenger dove reached its destination.

Queen Willy: Why is Straightland doing this? It has been years since we put sanctions on the cursed island.King Bengbeng shuld be held responsible.Let's summon King Bengbeng here. We,the Royal 4 should recovene the Heavenly Court.

King Nase: Wait,Willy,don't be impatince. We must undercover his plot.We can't simply recovene the Heavenly Court.

Queen Willy: Nase,u know anot my face needs treatment,my hair needs to attend to and my body needs to be washed. We have been walking around without any guide.The Eastern Witch said that he would inform us on the location of the Golden Dildos after they scryed for it.It has been 5 days since we set out of the Pariach's castle. Don't tell me that the 5 most powerful magicians can't detect it.

King Kenji: Relaxs,Willy. We know that u need ur treatments. We are also suffering here.Don't be selfish can?

King Ichi: Why are we quarrelling,its so an unroyal act.We have to wait for Prince Jerry to join us,then we can decided on our next move.

Suddenly,the 4 Royals were surrounded by 30 assasins. Each Royal took out his Heavenly weapons,King Nase with his Sword of Heaven,King Kenji with with his Dragon Staff,King Ichi with his Rainbow Bow and Queen Willy with his Moon Mirror.They began to counterattacked those intruders.

With the help of the Moon Mirror,King Ichi could shoot those assasins that were hiding between the trees. King Kenji and King Nase attack those who are near the group.The Dragon Staff and the Sword of Heaven were unstoppable,their enemies dropped dead on contact with those two Heavenly Weapons. Queen Willy unleashed his Moon jutsu,a jutsu which creates an illusion which bends time and space making its victims to lose their bearings while King Ichi used his Unlimited Cum Jutsu to blind and bind the assasins.

After 4 hours of intense fighting and cumming,the Royal 4 won the battle but when they wanted to question the survivors,they found out that each had taken the Devil's pill which causes the user to die if they told their captors of their true intentions.

Queen Willy: Quick,come here.I managed to use my Moon jutsu on this slut before the Devil's pill could be effective. Quickly,interrogate him.

King Ichi: Oh,assasin,who had sent u here? Tell us and we might be able to save ur life.

Assasin: Ur so dumb,even if I tell u who sent me,you won't be able to stop the gears that are in motion.

King Nase: Assasin,we have the antidote to the Devil's pill.Tell us on whose orders ur acting on,if not we'll kill u here.

Assasin: King Nase,U want to know who did this? Let me give u a hint....

King Nase: Tell us quick!

Assasin: He who lives in the Fort of Silver and Gold sent us........Long Live the Silver Hand.

King Ichi: Nase,check his pulse,we might still be able to save him.

King Nase:Its too late,for the Devil's pill acts quickly if the user is telling the truth.

King Kenji: Well,We know who he is referring to rite? He's telling us to seek his master,The Grandmaster of The Silver Hand.

Queen Willy: Great,now we have to across the Silver mountains to go to him.

King Nase,Ichi and Kenji: Willy,quit complaining will u!

Monday, April 13, 2009

The Saga of the Golden Dildos pt 5

Although I had said that I'm creating a new blog for the saga,I found it to troublesome so the story will be continued here.

The next morning,Prince Jerry woke up with a hard cock. As he was still young,he haven't fully control his lust. So he headed to the water fall to release some steam.Little did he knew that the Western Witch was watching him closely. When he went behind a rock at the water fall,the Western Witch got control of a lizard so that he could feast his eyes on Ichiland's most eligible bachelor. He was unlucky again cos Prince Jerry ejaculated too fast like most young men and denied the Western Witch a wonderful sight.

After breakfast,Prince Jerry and the Western Witch continued with their journey to Gayland. At midday,they had arrived at King Nase's palace. The palace of Gayland was a masterpiece,the finest gold,the clearest diamonds,marble of the highest quality was used to create this work of art. Each nook and cranny is filled with the most expensive art pieces for Gayland is the second most wealthiest kingdom among the 4 due to its active gay trade.

As Prince Jerry and the Western Witch entered the palace,they couldn't help to be awed by its majestic beauty. Prince Jerry informed the palace guards of his intention and they summoned the royal Physician.

Royal Physician: My lord,I'm honoured that you came to look for me instead of your own physician.

Prince Jerry: Remember I came here under the orders of the Royal Four. If it was for me to decide,I'll go and seek consult with my own physician.

Royal Physician: Oh yes,I'm sorry,my lord. I thought that you had no one better to treat poisons.

Prince Jerry: Don't let this affair make your head bigger than its present state,oh Healer.

Western Witch: Enuff of this batter,Healer examine me now or I might turn you into a frog.

Royal Physician: Yes,oh witch.What are the symptoms?

Western Witch: I'm ok but my cock wouldn't harden,no matter what stimulation is?

Royal Physician: Not even Prince Jerry could aroused it?

Western Witch: No,he couldn't.

Royal Physician:Ok,I need to draw blood,oh Witch.

After the Royal Physician drew blood and did a few tests,he discovered that the poison was from the land across the sea which Straightland and its creator was the Royal Scientist of Straightland.

Royal Physician: Do the 4 lands have a dispute with the cursed land that went against the Holy Books?

Prince Jerry: Why do u say that?

Royal Physician: The poison was created by them,the heretics. Those whose unnatural acts of fornication had made this. This poison is created by their scientist.

Western Witch: Could they be the ones who created turmoil in the 4 lands recently.We need to inform the Royals of this.

After the Royal Physician had given the antidote to the Western Witch,they sent a dove to the Royal 4 to inform them on the latest information.Prince Jerry and the Western Witch parted ways,Prince Jerry was to join his brother and the Western Witch to the nearest brothel to relieve his cum load.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

The Legend of the Golden Dildos Pt4

Sori guys,I didn't have time to write the sequel on Sunday or Monday cos I had a few things to do.


So the next day, they left the Patriarch's castle,The 4 Royals went east and Prince Jerry and the Western Witch heads South to Gayland.

In the chambers of The Eastern Witch

Eastern Witch: Oh,my talking mirror,connect me to the King of Straightland.

King Bengbeng: Yes,witch.What you want?

Eastern Witch: My king,the Royals had set out to retrieve the Golden Dildos. The Gathering of The Royals had decreed that the search for the Golden Dildos and to treat the Western Witch is the top priority.

King Bengbeng: You stupid witch,can't you do anything rite? I told you to delay them but ......

Eastern Witch: My king,the Royals are a big pain in the butt and the Patriarch was adamant on the issues.

King Bengbeng: It seems that I have to do everything here. Eastern Witch,you shall be my spy,inform me of their plans.

Eastern Witch: Yes,my king.Ur command is mine to follow.

2 days had passed,Prince Jerry and The Western Witch had reached Gayland but they still had a day's journey to reach the castle of King Nase.

Prince Jerry: Let's stop here for 2nite,this is a good spot and there's a waterfall,we could refresh ourselves.

Western Witch: Yes,my lord.I agree with you. My lord,please go and refresh yourself while I set up camp.

Prince Jerry: Yes,pls do that.

While Prince Jerry went to the waterfall for a dip,the Western Witch took out his wand and start to conjure a tent,a bonfire and a table full of food. Then he muttered an invisibility spell and started to walk towards the waterfall.

Prince Jerry was busy washing himself, soaping his slender arms and solid abs. The Western Witch was having a severe nosebleed looking at the Adonis in his sight. He was taking in the scene,looking at Prince Jerry's pure white skin,beautiful toned muscles.He was waiting to catch a glimpse of Prince Jerry's family jewels when his talking mirror was activated.He had to wait for another day to feast his eyes on the virgin prince for Queen Willy was online.

Queen Willy: Where are u? We had been trying to contact you for while alredi. Don't tell me ur fucking someone cos ur dick can't stand. Hahahaha

Western Witch: My queen,pls take pity on my poor condition. My balls are so full with cum.Sigh

Queen Wiily: Ok2,Witch,how far are you from the castle?

Western Witch: We'll reach it the day after 2morrow.My queen.

Queen Willy: Oh,wow,ur fast. Anyway,ask King Nase's messenger to go to my castle and inform my hairdresser,my designer,my caterer,my beauty advisor and my masseur that I'll be away for a month and the affairs of Slutland would be handled by my sister.

Western Witch: Yes,my queen.Ur command is mine to follow.

Queen Willy:Oh yeah, King Ichi says keep ur hands and eyes away from Prince Jerry or else he'll give u a free operation below ur waist.

Western Witch:Yes,my queen.Ur command is mine to follow.

The Western Witch quickly disconnected the line and rushed to the waterfall alas he was too late,Prince Jerry was alredi dressed and cooking stew for dinner.The Western Witch decharmed himself and went to eat his dinner.

Prince Jerry: Who were you talking to? Was it my brother,King Ichi? He is really a worrier.

Western witch: No,my lord.It was Queen Willy,asking me to cancel his appointments.

Prince Jerry: Hahhaha. Queen Willy is a really something,keeping himself pretty and all. Sigh,its a pity that he doesn't have a King.

Western Witch: My lord,I think you'll be suitable for him.

Prince Jerry: My bro was right,witches do have a sweet tongue. Let's go to sleep,an early day awaits.

Western Witch:Yes,my lord.Ur command is mine to follow.


To be continued

Friday, April 3, 2009

The saga of the Golden Dildos Pt3

Meanwhile at the Patriarch's castle,King Kenji and King Nase was waiting for the arrival of King Ichi,Prince Jerry and Queen Willy.

King Kenji: Why the Patriarch don't want to tell us what happened till he needs all of us. Sian.

King Nase: Yelah,that old fart must be busy with his monks. Never mind,its good that we came early,we can mediate a bit.

So they mediated for 5 days and in between they had group sessions with the young monks.

After 5 days,King Ichi's group arrived and the Patriarch and the rest of the coven came out and greeted the royals.

The Patriarch: After such a long time,again we meet. The reason behind this gathering is stolen was the golden dildos.The Western Witch will explained further,he shall.

Western Witch: It happened last week, I was guarding the Golden Dildos at the time. I could only remember that someone gagged me and tied me up.The intruder also used a poison of unknown origins, since that time I can't be turned on by those young monks.

Northern Hermit: Ur really a witch,so sex-oriented. I hadn't had sex for so long,also never complain.

King Nase: erm,I think u shuld go and see my Royal Physician. He is the best among the 4 lands.

Queen Willy: Eh, so just because the Western Witch can't do it. You call all of us. So troublesome.

Eastern Witch: My Queen,as the legend states the Golden Dildos is essential for keeping the peace between the 4 lands and its powers are so great. In the wrong hands,it can be used as a mighty weapon.

Prince Jerry: So how?

The Patriarch: We need to get it back,no matter what the cost is.

King Ichi: Ok,we got that part so who wants to volunteer?

King Kenji:Ichi,this is our responsibility so we all must go.

King Nase:I agree but we need the Four Heavenly Weapons to help us and The Western Witch needs to see my Royal Physician.

King Ichi: Ok,how about this,We go and search.Prince Jerry will follow the Western Witch back to your land and after getting the clues,he join us mid way.

Prince Jerry: Ok gor.

The Patriarch: Its settled then,Southern Hermit,bring the 4 Heavenly Weapons out.

Queen Willy: There goes my beauty regiment.

The 4 Heavenly weapons are created by the 1st Patriarch to protect the 4 lands from danger. Each weapon is unique and has special abilities. Each Royal has his/her own Heavenly Weapon which are The Sword of Heaven belongs to Gayland,The Moon Mirror belongs to Slutland,The Dragon Staff belong to Pornland and The Rainbow Bow belongs to Ichiland.

The 4 Heavenly Weapons' power is The Sword of Heaven can destroy an army in a swing,The Moon Mirror could sense traps or lies,The Dragon Staff could expand or contract at wish of his owner and user of the Rainbow Bow will never miss his target.

So the next day, they left the Patriach's castle,The 4 Royals went east and Prince Jerry and the Western Witch heads South to Gayland.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Saga of the Golden Dildos pt2

The Coven immediately called for the Gathering of The Royals for the peace of the lands were at stake.The Gathering of the Royals is a summit for the rulers of the 4 kingdoms. Only the Patriarch has the power to call the summit. The Gathering of the Royals is a platform for the Coven and the Royals to discuss state or urgent matters.

Many of the rulers were shocked at hearing the announcement of the Gathering of the Royals cos the Patriarch had not call upon them for about 20 years. King Nase and King Kenji answered the call of the Patriarch without hesitation but Queen Willy called King Ichi for a private meeting in King Ichi's court cos she didn't believe the announcement.

2 days after Queen Willy got the announcement,she arrived at King Ichi's castle. Queen Willy is actually a drag queen but she is the most beautiful lady in the 4 lands,smooth skin with sexy red lips.All the men wanted to be her consort but she didn't like any of the men that propose to her cos she wants a guy with a long dick after all,she is the Queen of Slutland. On the other hand,King Ichi is gay and loves to stuff his dick in his lovers' mouth or ass. It is rumoured that King Ichi has 365 man servants to serve his chambers. He is looking a guy that can make him happy and has a tight hole. King Ichi has a brother,Prince Jerry who is under King Ichi's watchful eyes. Prince Jerry is the most handsome guy in the 4 lands. The ladies and sometimes the men would envy Prince Jerry cos of his smooth face and killer smile but unfortunately his heart belongs to someone else.Prince Jerry kept it a secret from King Ichi or so he thought.

At King Ichi's court

Queen Willy: Ichi,U sure anot the old man wants us to go to the his castle for this gathering. U
know that I need to cancel my beauty spa,facial treatment and massage
appointment for this. So troublesome lah.

King Ichi:Willy,U think U are the only one that has problems ah? I just got a new batch of man
servants from Russia. The merchant said that their holes are super tight and full of
cum. I want to taste them before I go to the gathering.

Queen Willy: ok2. Ur brother still single ah? I heard that he has the longest tool in the 4 Lands.
True anot? If true,U can be my Bro-in-law and can have half of Slutland. Plenty of
sluts for u.

King Ichi: No,ur can't have my brother. Ur too slutty. Cannot give u,later you spoil him.

Queen Willy: Ok2,lets go and sample those russian servants.

After 3 days of feasting,King Willy with his bro,Prince Jerry and Queen Willy began their journey to the Patriarch's castle.

Meanwhile at the Patriarch's castle .............

The Saga of The Golden Dildos:An Intro

Elo,I going to write a story based on the people that often write comments in my blog and some of my followers just to spice things up.

The main Characters are:

Ichi = King Ichi
Jerry = Prince Jerry
Willy = Queen of Slutland
Nase = King of Gayland
Kenji = King of Pornland
Medie007 = The Royal Physician
Evann = The Royal Scientist
Twinkle = The Patriarch
Calvin = The Western Witch
Sam = The Eastern Witch
Anton = The Southern Hermit
Nic = The Northern Hermit
Bengbeng = The king of Straightland

Long,long time ago, there was 4 neighbouring kingdoms which are Ichiland,Gayland,Pornland and Slutland. They were ruled by good and wise rulers. These rulers are govern by a Coven of ancient and powerful wizards which is lead by The Patriarch. The Coven gives the rulers advices on when to go to war or when to harvest or if there is a dispute between the 4 lands,the Covern would settle it.

The Coven guards a powerful relic which is the Golden Dildos. According to legend,the Golden Dildos have the power to grant any wish and it is said that the Golden Dildos could make any fantasy real.

One day,while the Coven were preparing a Spring Festival,the Western Witch was found tied up and gagged. On further investigation by the Patriarch,they found that the Golden Dildos were missing.

The Coven immediately called for the Gathering of The Royals for the peace of the lands were at stake .........