Koro

One nite,2 strangers were in a room with the lights off,when suddenly,one of them said to the other,"Hey,where's ur dick? I can't feel it."


Very embarrassing rite? But don't fret,u might be suffering from Genital Retraction Syndrome or Koro or shuk yang ( 缩阳). Don't believe me,check the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM) (4Th edition) which is published by the American Psychiatric Association.

This syndrome often occurs at China,SEA countries and Africa. The 1st documented case can be found in the Chinese medical book,Zhong Zang Jing which states the cause of the disease is caused by the unbalance of the Yang humour and its a sign of death.

The common cause of this syndrome is mass hysteria,anxiety to "perform" and the feel of guilt over masturbation. Basically,this syndrome is neurological cos the true culprit is the brain. Koro often affects those who are gullible in believing old myths like the fox demon or believes that frequent ejaculation could affect one's longevity.

The symptoms are:

1) loss of sexual drive
2) acute attack of genital retraction or genital shrinkage.
3) fear of death
4) penile dissolution
5) loss of penile muscular tone

To diagnosis this syndrome is quite hard cos most of the time,the penis appears to be normal to the doctors.(Alice syndrome). In western medicine,it is suggest to give the patients,sexual counselling while in Chinese medicine,the practitioners often try to correct the imbalance or exorcism of the fox demon.

As I said earlier,most of the cases of Koro is caused by mass hysteria. It had occurred in:

1) Hainan Island and Leizhou Peninsula (Guang Dong) circa 1800s.There were other reported outbreaks which the latest were in 1984-85 which had affected 3000 ppl in 16 cities.

2) Singapore (October 1967).The outbreak lasted for 10 days affecting 970 ppl (estimated value).

3) Thailand (November 1976).It affected 350 cases

4) Africa ( 1996 and on-going).The1st cases were reported in Nigeria and Cameroon which spread to rest of Africa. Most believe that its the work of penis thieves.


ps: This syndrome also affects women.In their cases,their breast disappears but who cares rite?

What a caring Govt. we have

I love to be a Malaysian, the govt is so caring,they even raised the price of sugar so that we wouldn't end up sitting on a chair undergoing dialysis in future.


F u lah


Do u think that we are going to lessen our consumption of sugar just becos u raised the price.


GO AND FLY KITE.

I and u,we both know that when we raise the price of any goods,the price of the other goods would increase as well. U think that the mamak shops wouldn't increase their price.. Sigh,go back to school and relearn ur economics (PERDAGANGAN),DUM dum.

How about raising the price of the items listed below so that we could be healthy forever?

The items are:

1) Meat

U can lower the nation's cholesterol level.

2) Stop having The MEGA SALE

Dads,husbands and bfs are safe from getting heart attacks when they receive the credit card bills after the SALES

3) Fast food outlets

Ur safeguarding the nation's hope for a better future from a multitude of diseases.

4) Tvs and Astro

Raise the price of a tv and the decoders so that the youth would spend more time in the parks.

LASTLY AND THE MOST IMPORTANT ITEM OF ALL

5) Prostitutes and Clubs

Raise the price 400000 times over so we'll be free from AIDS forever. This would save a lot of ur money.

Opps,Did I say ur money? I meant the TAX PAYERS' money,Dum dum


ps: For the next G.E,My vote will be under the "UNDI ROSAK" category if the Govt's mentality doesn't improve.

Killjoy

I'm taking parasitology this sem so there's a lot of lab session where we need to examine feces of monkeys to spot some parasites like T.gondii or E.coli.

A thought came across my mind while I was having a lecture so I decided to do a impromptu survey on my gay frens. The survey sample was about 3o ppl,3 abstained. There were 2 questions asked:

1) Do you rim?
2) Do u know the dangers of rimming?

According to the data,10 have done rimming as least once,out of the 10,4 of them considered rimming as vital in sexs. 5 of them had been rimmed before. The rest said no to rimming. Surprisingly,only 2 are aware that rimming could be dangerous as some parasites could infect the victim thru oral-fecal route.

Personally, I did rim someone before but it was after cleaning the anus,the ass and the hole with soap 2-3 times. Really kesian the guy.

Anyway, what kind of diseases could be transmitted tru oral-fecal route?

The diseases are:

1) Hepatitis A
2) Hepatitis E
3) Toxoplasmosis
4) Amoebiasis
5) Shigellosis

And these just a few types of diseases that could be transmitted tru oral-fecal route. Disease no. 3-4 are parasitic in nature. If u wondering whether worms could be transmitted in the same way. The answer is YES.

If u want to find out more,go and wiki it or Google it.

Finally,a nice pic for u guys.....

A postmortem pic of a patient who suffered from SHIGELLOSIS

Ps: I'm just posting topics on healthcare for public awareness and not responsible if ur partner stops rimming u.

Pps: Rimming isn't limited to gays,u dumbass.

It starts with the letter "F"

Have you ever wondered why it comes in various shapes,colours and sizes or why it sumtimes floats or why sumtimes its easy to come out and sumtimes u'll break a sweat cajoling it to go out?

The human feces is wonderful thing. It reflects the state of ur inner body system and sumtimes its the center point of pun or its a taboo to speak about.

What does SHIT made out? Its the waste product of the body. Our diet and health affects its appearance.

There 7 types of SHIT:



Type 1 and 2 indicates constipation. Type 3 and 4 are ideal while type 5,6,7 indicates diarrhea.


There are also 3 main colorings of SHIT:

1) Yellow

Its caused by an infection known as Giardaisis (caused by a protozoan parasite) or a sign of Gilbert's Syndrome.

2) Black

Its caused by the presence of blood in the shit which is caused by peptic ulcer or by Hematochezia. Certain food sources like bluberries or black pudding or even sweets and medicines could cause it. Alcholism could also turn it into red-black.

3) Blue

It is caused by Prussian blue used in treatment of radiation Cesium or Thallium poisoning.

Its buoyancy is caused by the amount of fat contained in the stool. And finally,if u want to avoid spending hours in the toilet,do drink more water and eat more fiber.

Below is a guideline 2 check whether ur shit is Healthy

Shortcuts to Slimming 101

I'm going to skip those herbal remedies that claims that it can help u lose weight up to 30kg a month by applying it or by drinking it or by inhaling it. I going to talk about those synthetic pills and of cos surgeries that really work.

The basic concept of these treatments are:

1) they block the intake of food
2) they block the production of fat
3) they block the absorption of nutrients

Therefore,they promote the body to use or convert the body fat that is already available.

I just going to mention a few types of pills that could help you to slim down.

1) Mediaxal

Aka Benfluorex. Its actually for controlling improving lipid production and and decrease insulin resistance for those ppl that have type 2 diabetes. It could be also as a weight control for those who want to decrease their BMI like from 28 to 25.

I had used it before. It really boost ur metabolism rate and gives me energy but the side effects were insomnia and dry mouth.

2) Xenical

Aka Orlistat.It blocks lipid from being absorbed from the body but u'll end up with slimy shit which is full of lipid.

Its stronger if compared to Mediaxal but u have to remember to bring extra undies and trousers if u take it in the morning.

Be warned that u may regain the weight after u stop using it.

3) Duramine

Aka Phentermine. It is an appetite killer. U wouldn't be hungry if u take this. Its a very effective way of controlling ur diet but u would end up as a grouch cos it kinda messes with ur endorphins.

Other side effects are:

Clumsiness
Panic
Hostility with urge to attack

Better warn ur frens that ur taking it before meeting them for yamcha.

The 2nd type of treatment is in the form of surgeries:

1) Cosmetic surgery

2) Vertical banded gastroplasty surgery (VBG)

This type of surgery is for those ppl who are really big size like some actresses or singers out there. Normally,it is used as a last step to control weight if and only if other treatments failed here but in the USA, its a normal procedure done by ppl who can afford it.

This treatment really helps in weight control but u have 2 change ur lifestyle and diet a bit so that u'll enjoy the effects forever.

The risks are:

1) Leakages in the stomach wall
2) The stomach stapling may come apart
3) Gall stones and hernia might develop.

Ps: Please consult a doctor or dietitian before planning on slimming down.They might prescribe better treatments for u. This is just for general knowledge,I'm not to be blame if these treatments that are stated here don't work for u.

Types of diseases

Ever wondered why Doc House keeps asking whether the patient is suffering from Neuro,Immuno or Physio related disease? Well,Ichi is going to save ur brain cells from pondering about this issue.

Diseases are mostly divided into 3 types which are:

1)Neurological(Neuro)

Neurological disease are like Parkinson's o Alzheimer.They affect ur brain functions like memory or nerve control. This type of diseases may be genetic related.

2) Immunological (Immuno)

This type of disease is normally caused by either virus or bacteria or fungi. H1N1,chicken pox and HIV are types of immuno-related diseases.Foreign bodies or antigens enter ur body and cause illness.The good news is they have to be organ specific. For example,if a flu virus enters tru food,it wouldn't cause any illness cos the acids in ur stomach would kill it,same goes for HIV,that's why kissing a HIV + person is ok.

Do remember that there are only antibiotics for those diseases that are caused by bacteria and fungi.

3)Physiological diseases

This type of diseases are cos by ur body itself. Our body has to regulate a lot of things but sumtimes,it makes mistakes. Cancers and inflammations is under this catergory.

How 2 differentiate if its a cancer or inflammations? Well,its simple. Cancers would end with -sarcoma or -oma while inflammation would end with - itis.

Gimme blood

"Sir,would you like to donate blood.Its a good thing to do.It may save a life."

How many times we came across a blood donation drive and how many times do we actually donated our blood? Usually we could see these blood donation drives in malls and in Lrt stations such as Kl sentral. Its easy to spot these blood donation drives as most of the people around it are nurses or doctors and of course there are beds and refreshments.

Why don't we donate? Some say they are scared of kena infection,some say that its not important,the worst excuse is,"why shuld I donate? The blood isn't for my kin or for me to use,so what's the point?"

Blood donation is important cos blood can't be stored for a long time,the maximum time that we could store blood is a week and the donated blood is used for treating those who had blood loss,this includes those who are being operated or trauma cases.

Just imagine if a family member or a lover need blood tranfussion but the hospital don't have enuff blood for him and the worst case scenario,his blood is a rare type,let's say his blood is Bombay Blood and he died caused of lack of blood. He could be saved if an idiot stopped giving excuses and donated blood.Now imagine how those people whose relatives or lovers died cos there's not enuff blood.Just because someone was being selfish. Do you want to be that someone who was selfish,who didn't stopped and gave a pint,just a pint ( 500 ml) of blood.

The requirements of a blood donor is minimal. The donor must be free of diseases that can be transmitted via blood,of legal age,healthy and not underweight.

Please donate blood when u see a blood drive near.Don't give stupid excuses to avoid donating. You may need it one day.

Prostate

Ok,guys, I know that u all realized that the guy's G-spot is actually a prostate gland. But how many of u really know its true function and its anatomy?

A healthy prostate is slightly larger than a walnut. It surrounds the urethra just below the urinary bladder and can be felt during a rectal exam.The prostate is sheathed in the muscles of the pelvic floor which contract during the ejaculatory process.

The main function of the prostate is to store and secrete a slightly alkaline fluid, milky or white in appearance that usually constitutes 25-30% of the volume of cum. The alkalinity of semen helps neutralize the acidity of the vaginal tract prolonging the lifespan of sperm. The alkalinization of semen is primarily accomplished through secretion from the seminal vesicles. The prostatic fluid is expelled in the first ejaculate fractions together with most of the spermatozoa. In comparison with the few spermatozoa expelled together with mainly seminal vesicular fluid those expelled in prostatic fluid have better motility longer survival and better protection of the genetic material (DNA).The prostate also contains some smooth muscles that help expel cum.

Anatomical picture of the Male Urinary system

Anatomical picture of the Prostate gland

Since we know its function and anatomy,we can now discuss the diseases that involve the prostate gland. I'm going to highlight 3 diseases here.

Prostatitis

Prostatitis is an inflammation of the prostate gland ( anything that ends with itis means inflammation).

If you have prostatitis, you may have a burning feeling when you urinate or you may have to urinate more often or you may have a fever or just feel tired.

Inflammation in any part of the body is usually a sign that the body is fighting germs or repairing an injury. Some kinds of prostatitis are caused by bacteria tiny organisms that can cause infection or disease. If you have bacterial prostatitis, your doctor can look through a microscope and find bacteria in a sample of your urine. Your doctor can then give you an antibiotic.

Most of the time, doctors don’t find any bacteria in men with prostatitis. If you have urinary problems, the doctor will look for other possible causes, such as a kidney stone or cancer.If no other causes are found, the doctor may decide you have a condition called nonbacterial prostatitis.

You may have to work with your doctor to find a treatment that’s right for you. Changing your diet or taking warm baths may help. Your doctor may give you a medicine called an alpha-blocker to relax the muscle tissue in the prostate. No single solution works for everyone with this condition.

Most of the time, doctors don’t find any bacteria in men with prostatitis. If you have urinary problems, the doctor will look for other possible causes such as a kidney stone or cancer.

Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

I know its a big phrase to understand or say but let's make things simpler,k. Benign means its non-cancerous tissue,Hyperplasia is uncontrol increase of cell tissues.

So it refers to the increase in size of the prostate in middle-aged and elderly men.When sufficiently large, the nodules compress the urethal canal to cause partial or sometimes virtually complete obstruction of the urethra which interferes the normal flow of urine.

If u have one or more of the symptoms below,seek medical help.

• A frequent and urgent need to urinate. You may get up several times a night to go to the bathroom.Frequent urination at night may be a sign of an enlarged prostate.

• Trouble starting a urine stream. Even though you feel you have to rush to get to the bathroom, you find it hard to start urinating.
• A weak stream of urine
• A small amount of urine each time you go
• The feeling that you still have to go, even when you have just finished urinating
• Leaking or dribbling urine
• Small amounts of blood in your urine

If u have this maliaise,don't worry,its not cancer but it has the symptoms as prostate cancer.

For more details on this disease,click here.

A case of Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia

Prostatic cancer

Prostate cancer is a disease in which cancer develops in the prostate.It occurs when cells of the prostate mutate and begin to multiply uncontrollably. These cells may metastasize from the prostate to other parts of the body.
The age and underlying health of the man, the extent of metastasis, appearance under the microscope, and response of the cancer to initial treatment are important in determining the outcome of the disease.

The symptoms for this disease is the same as Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia. Advanced prostate cancer can spread to other parts of the body. The most common symptom is bone pain often in the spine, pelvis or ribs. Spread of cancer into other bones such as the femur is usually to the proximal part of the bone. Prostate cancer in the spine can also compress the spinal cord causing leg weakness and urinary and fecal incontinence.

The causes of this cancer are diet,genetic and lifestyle.

The prevention of this cancer are:

1) Minerals and Vitamins such as Selenium,Vitamin A and D and Phytoestrogen.

2) Green tea

3) Omega 3

Ps: THIS POST IS JUST FOR SHARING INFORMATION ABOUT DISEASES.PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL HELP OR MEDICAL ADVISE FROM YOUR UROLOGIST. THE AUTHOR OF THIS BLOG DOESN'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS.