After degree?

As some of u know that I have completed my degree and am waiting for graduation..I have been working for jobs for the past 2 mths but still haven't get a permanent job yet, most were temporary or are being run with a partner which is kinda sien.

It seems that I picked a wrong time to graduate, shuld have graduated in July/June cos now most companies are getting their account/audit done.

Anyway, most ppl were asking why do u need a job if ur doing to do masters soon (?). The explanation is simple really, a job is for me to gain experience, so far I know that I'm a good salesperson (got 84% of the customers in my last gig to sign up for membership in 5 days). I resigned from that gig due to management probs.

Getting jobs is one thing, the other thing is when ur degree has no majors and u have 22 fields to choose from, u'll end up with a headache.. So far, I decided on Entomo, Microb, Pathology, Hemato, Parasito and Clinical Genetics. Can u see the dilemma ? Each of this field has their own subs.(Pls assume that all these are pure field research)

For example, Entomo is divided naturally according to taxonomic specialization therefore in Ento, we have:

1) Apiology (bees)

2) Coleopterology (bettles)

3) Dipterology(2 winged)

4) Hemipterology (True bugs)

5) Lepidotrerology (moths & butterflies)

6) Myrmecology (ants)

7) Orthopterology (grasshoppers,crickets and etc)

8) Trichopterology (Caddis flies)

This fields are divided into species specialization and also either taxonomic or vector or behavioral studies.

So there is a lot of inner debate and search for either journals/supervisors to support my choice of specialization.

So its really not helping when u try to say these words," follow ur heart's desires"

The only thing that I'm certain of is I'm going to be a Kage.

Why so fast ?

This conversation took placed in FB.

Fren: Hey,I heard that u alredi started doing ur data collection for ur FYP. why so fast wanna do?

I: huh? fast meh? scared later no time lah

Fren: What u mean u got no time? Ur doing a survey je kan.

I: Excuse me.. although I'm doing a survey, I need 400 respondents from 4 Unis. U think I so free to 4 Unis during class time meh?

Fren: 400 ? for what,just do 100 lah.. its just a FYP.. its not like its going to be publish or what..

I: U know what,I have better things to do than talking to u..BYE

Seriously, for me if u want to do sumting,go all out. Why settle for the minimum requirement. No wonder lah u need help to survive later on.

The things that I do for my gfs

Women are less afraid of gays than hetero males due to the fact that gays don't have any feelings for women. We simply do not get aroused while watching Pamela Anderson flaunting her XXL boobs. Therefore women will let their guard down and show /tell /ask us many things that heteros would be dying to see.

Case 1

My gf's bf asked her out suddenly when we were having dinner at her place one nite. She drags me into her room and starts to peel her clothes off her body while asking me what she shuld wear. She changed into a few sets of clothes until the both of us were happy with the selection. Throughout the process,the bf was out in the living room.

Case 2

One of my gfs asked me to stalk her bf who was suspected to have another girl. I spent 2 weeks collecting evidence that support her claim and she paid my petrol. Just imagine, following the bf who seems to not have a home to go to all over Subang and Shah Alam,it was damm tiring.

Case 3

2 of my gfs asked me the art of sexs. Seriously,I was thinking why me,my sex life is damm boring. After all the tutorial, their bfs broke up with them and told them that they were excellent at giving BJs. I know the world isn't fair :)

For the heteros who are reading this,always remember that if guys want a great time,do it with a gay dude and if gals want a great time,do it with a lesbian.

Case 4

My gfs and I spent a whole nite talking about the L theory. According to this theory,tall guys have short dicks while short guys have long dicks. Guess what, this theory is only applicable for 4 out 10 guys. So go figure.

Ps: Btw my gfs are my fag hags
Pps: those guys in Case 4 are based on our cumulative sex exp.

Its not just Yamcha.....

I'm on holiday but it doesn't mean much cos the Spore trip is canceled and most of my mates are having exams or whatnots so the best time to hang with them is around 12-4 am at the local restaurants and puff shisah all nite long. (I don't smoke cigarettes.)

Anyway,I like going for yamcha even though its uber late cos at some point,we'll talk about interesting/serious stuff so its actually yamcha + roundtable discussions+ Oprah+Hoo chak session.

Btw,most of my frens are nerds so faham2 jelah...

Last nite,we had this argument on which is a better Sci-fi movie,Star wars or Star what's the name? Obviously,I pick Star Wars over Star What's its name again...

Reasons why Star Wars is the best movie ever:

1) It keep us in suspense for a long long time. Episodes 4-6 came out 1st and I was like where the heck is Episodes 1-3.. Then after a few years,Episode 1-3 came out and Episodes 4-6 made sense.

2) U can spot a few historical events in Star Wars. Surprised? Remember the scene where Luke and Leia hanging in a pit or the scene where Anakin and a few Jedis were fighting in Episode 3,don't they remind u of Gladiators in the Arena?Or the scene where Anakin finally become Darth Vader? He was stripped of his humanity and turned into a monster. Echoing Frankenstein?

4) The visual masterpiece was stunning. Every scene was carefully picked,every detail was perfect.

5) Master Yoda. Oh yes,he is only alien that got away by ruining the Rules of English.

6) The Imperial March. Remember when Darth Vader appears,there's this music that accompanies him so the diva kan.

7) The ships,the droids,the cities simply awesome.

8) C-3PO and Chewbacca so adorable and cute....

And this is just a partial of reasons given of why STARWARS should be the one close to ur hearts not star traxx.

Ps: I bet a bunch of trekkies would get pissed.
PPs: A short man has a long dick.How long is Yoda's dick?

Jiǎng Huáyǔ

Since the day that I returned to Msia,my mandarin is on the decline. Oh yeah,I can understand Spoken Mandarin and talk a bit of Mandarin,thanks to Channel 8 and my Ns buddies but surpisingly,just now at work,someone asked me to translate a bit of Mandarin and it took me four replays and I could only tell her the gist of the conversation.

I know u guys must be saying it this guy for real? A Malay speaking Mandarin? Well,to cut the story short,I'm a dork and had a deprived childhood.

Can someone pls teach me Mandarin or at least gimme a site for me to download Mandarin Teledramas?

Ps: I also would like a Chinese "sausage" :)

Pan

In all of my studies in Religion,I found that there is only 1 dead god who is Pan whose origins came from Acadia.For those who aren't familiar with Greek mythology,Pan is of shepherds,flock,mountains,hunting and rustic music.

Its said the death of Pan symbolizes the change of seasons and thus he is connected as a fertility god. Other sources stated that Pan is an old God,older than Zeus,ergo his death symbolizes the demise of an old order.

In the legends,it stated that Pan has an unusual sex drive,it seems that most of the goddess had been to his bed at some point,his greatest conquest as Selene,the Moon Goddess. He also taught the shepherds how to masturbate.

He is also a great musician as he is often pictured with a reed pipe and he also had challenged Apollo to a musical contest which he lost.

During the medieval period,The Church labeled Pan as Satan or Baphomet cos of his horns and he has a lower body of a goat which is a typical description of Satan during those days.It is said that during Black Mass,Satan manifested in shape almost identical to Pan.

Nowadays,there are a revival of the worship of Pan among the Wicca practitioners as he symbolizes magic and nature.




Ps:I kinda frustrated at the lack of comments in my blog although I know that many are following this blog. Pls gimme feedback,negative or positive,I don't care cos with ur feedback,I learn to better myself.Pls tell me what is lacking or what needs to added into the blog.

Cleaning day

I'm taking a short break from cleaning to write this post.Unlike Lil Prince,I love to clean,mostly becos if there's too much dust around,my nose would get uncomfortable and I start sneezing. So cleaning is a must for me.

When u do spring cleaning,u tend to find unused junk in the storage areas.So far,I found:

1) Books

I was at a 2nd hand bookstore and bought a lot of books on medical and history but unfortunately most of them are outdated and boring. The medical books are going to the recycling center.I'm still sorting the books on history cos most of them are on Roman and Egyptian history plus a few on the British royalty. I'm proud to say that I have the complete genealogy of the British monarch. I think I might give away books on Egyptian history cos most of them focus only on the Ptolemaic dynasty. So anyone that has books on the earlier dynasty,would u trade with me?

2) Porn

I found a old stash of porn.Mostly are showing muscle men or uniforms. I'm throwing them out 2.

3) Diaries

At the start of the year,I got a lot of diaries form various source like my insurance company,banks and frens.I was supposed to give them away to my frens but I was too lazy and thought that I might want to organise my life better with the help of the diaries.

4) Comics

I thought of stopping buying comics especially Utopia or Gempak cos its contents are starting to be almost the same every month but they are real life-savers when I have to wait for ppl to show up.( I hate to wait for ppl). The comics are going to the recycling center soon.

5) Dramas

I decided that I won't burn anymore serials cos I only watch them once so its kinda wasteful usage of Cds.

Ok,that's it for now,cos my mum is complaining at the mess at I made in my room during the sorting out.Bye now

Heaven



I finally found the lyrics to Tong Hua(my favourite love song ever)

I’ve forgotten how long it has been
Since the last time I heard you
Tell me your favorite story
I have thought for a long time
I start to panic
Wondering if I have done something wrong again
You told me as you cried
That everything in fairy tales are all lies
But perhaps you don’t understand either
I couldn’t possibly be your prince.
Ever since you told me you loved me
All the stars in my sky have brightened.
I’m willing to become the one in the fairy tale
The angel that you love
I extend this pair of hands
and turn them into wings to protect you
You must believe
Believe we will be like we are in a fairy tale
Where blessings and happiness is the ending
You told me as you cried
That everything in fairy tales are all lies
I couldn’t possibly be your prince.
But perhaps you don’t understand either
Ever since you told me you loved me
All the stars in my sky have brightened.
I’m willing to become the one in the fairy tale
The angel that you love
I extend this pair of hands
and turn them into wings to protect you
You must believe
Believe we will be like we are in a fairy tale
Where blessings and happiness is the ending
I will to become the one in the fairy tale
The angel that you love
I extend this pair of hands
and turn them into wings to protect you
You must believe
Believe we will be like we are in a fairy tale
Where blessings and happiness is the ending
I will to become the one in the fairy tale
The angel that you love
I extend this pair of hands
and turn them into wings to protect you
You must believe
Believe we will be like we are in a fairy tale
Where blessings and happiness is the ending
Together we can write our own ending

The Hidden Hand

Some historians had noted that certain events had been orchestrated to profit certain parties.True,most of the conspiracy theories were never proven right but they were also never proven wrong.

The biggest of all conspiracy theories is the Holy Grail. The grail had been mentioned throughout history and many had sought to find it.Its believed that only one group had found it which the Priory of Sion or better known as the Knights Templar. What is the Holy Grail actually? A cup or platter or a secret so great that could shake the foundations of a Religion?

The Knights Templar were a poor order but in a fortnight,they became a powerful player in the politics of Europe till an order had given by a King and supported by a Pope destroyed the Knights Templar.

There are many other conspiracy theories like Illuminati sought to create a new world order by orchestrating Revolutions in certain countries or the Freemasons who created America in their image or Israel which was created by the Zionist.

The royal Families of Europe had cases of Hemophilia except One who was the cause of the mutation. Is it really a coincidence or otherwise?

If u read history carefully,U'll see a lot of events similar to what I had mentioned,some events are so strange that they can't occur naturally or the actors had support from certain parties.

The Hidden Hand is always watching and managing the flow of events.Who are the members of The Hidden Hand and what are they really trying to cover or to achieve? No one could say for sure.

Seek the Truth and you will be free

I'm the man

Finally completed solving the Rubik's cube that Little prince gave.

White side

Yellow side

Orange side


Blue side

Green side

Red side

ps: sori,the lighting wasn't that good for some pics.

Multiple personality disorder?

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Love Syndrome

Love Syndrome or Love Sickness happens when u or a friend is in love and start to devote time to be with their better half and start to ignore friends' invites to hang out or chat and slowly u could see him spending 24 hrs together with his lover and often than not,giving silly excuses to not go for the usual yamcha sessions.This is just one of the side effects that we have to endure when a friend is in love. The other effects are forgetfulness,day-dreaming,constant glances on the phone and etc.

As frens,we understand that u need time to be with your lover,to strengthen ur love or whatever but u can't just ignore frens totally. Talking from experience,I have this fren who would always organize yamcha sessions or movie outings but this events only happens when he is single. We could always tell that he got someone new when he stops calling us out. I don't like this type of ppl cos to them,frens are like accessories,when u need them,u wear them and when the need is gone,u put them in storage. For me,frens are invaluable and I always put them 1st.(maybe,its a mistake to that.) I always tell my lovers that my frens have a higher priority than them,some could accept it and some couldn't. Those who could not accept it often don't make it to a higher level.

I know readers might say that I'm opening a can of worms here or simply being green but I think this issue is quite serious cos many of us face it among our group of frens. Call me jealous or what but what if a fren do this to u especially in ur hour of need. Won't you feel upset or angry?

My mum always advice me not to do things that I hate to others. If I could put aside an hour or more to hang with frens or reply msgs when I'm dating or busy,don't you think that u could do the same?I admit that when we have a lover,our phone bills tend to go a bit higher but is that a valid reason to not call friends?

Some of my frens would say that I'm overreacting to this side-effect and they would say that I'm being childish and being a Kacau Daun.I'm just saying that if I could manage time and be equal to all,don't I at least deserve the same.

I'm not saying that its bad or its okay to subject ur friends to this but everything needs moderation. Friends will always be with u but lovers,they have a time limit. So sometimes its ok to say no to ur lover once a while and spend time with ur frens and if ur lover gives u an ultimatum,the either me or ur fren,I hope u know which to choose.

My day

I went out with Little Prince for a movie at Sunway Pyramid,I kinda forced him to come to Pyramid cos I kept going to Kl to meet him and to sweeten the deal,the movie tickets was on me. Actually,the real reason is cos his paper on Tuesday was hard cos a lot of KBKK questions which required him to think out of the box.

We decided to meet at 12 noon cos I have a class at 4 pm. As usual,we were late for the movie which "Treads of Destiny". The movie was slow and the hall was empty.The main msg was each meeting has a reason behind it and if its meant to be,it will be.

I wasn't that happy with the meet cos I wanted to tell him a lot of things in my mind like the boy and etc but he was kinda distracted,can't blame a guy who is in love. I wish that I could spend more time with not only him but with most of friends cos I'm kinda busy and have 1-2 days per week for socializing this sem.

About the boy, I can only add that he is indeed underage and he's kinda "shy' but after getting to know him,he's just an average kid who is kinda thirsty for love.

Yes,I did fucked,rimmed and sucked him yesterday. The lack of visual imagery and in depth description is due to the boy,he said that he didn't want to be a cyberslut and he wants privacy.

To the readers,don't fret.I'll try to get some pics of him and post it here.

Western Vs Eastern

Ok,guys. I know have been writing crap but my hormonal balance are normal now,no more in pms mode.

My frens and I were discussing about which type of guy is better,eastern descent or western descent? In the end,we were kinda divided cos both have great features and openess in their sex acts ( who says that only single ppl can talk about other guys?)

You may ask what is my stand on the topic?

Well, i love asians especially those from far-east region.They are so cute and huggable. And they come in different looks and colours,some are so kawai,some are so matured plus asian's skin has tones ranging from dark brown to white.

Here are some pics to feast ur eyes on.