I so fucking tired to find frens to enrich my life. The reason why?
If I befren a Straight Girl, either she wants to be my gf/fag hag/ gossiper/ use me as gay detector
If I befren a Straight Guy,he thinks that I might be after his heart/ dick/ass
If I befren a Gay Dude,he thinks that I need his dick
If I befren a Lesbian Chick, she thinks I want her uterus
Moral of the story: Be frenless,treat everyone as an acquaintance and bury urself with work
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