Thursday, September 30, 2010

5 important toys

Sometimes we need to add spice into our life, doing the same old routine makes us bored so Ichi is going to share with my readers the 5 important sex toys that all gays shuld have.

1) Fleshlight

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a brand of male sex toys. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF). The Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vulva, anus, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). The inner sleeves come in a choice of two colors (flesh and ice), and several internal textures. So basically,it’s a fake butthole where u fuck it with.

2) Dildo

Dildo-shaped—Approximately penis-shaped, can be made of plastic, silicone, rubber, vinyl, or latex. Dildo is the common name used to define a phallus-like sex toy which does not however provide any type of vibrations. But as vibrators have commonly the shape of a penis, there are many models and designs of vibrating dildos available. Vibrating dildos are designed for both individual usage and with a partner. They may be used for vaginal and anal penetration as well as for oral penetration. They come in different sizes, colors and textures and they may be double-ended so both anal and vaginal stimulation is achieved at the same time.

For those who love water sports:

Although marketed as waterproof, most should not be submerged. The ones designed for underwater usage may be used in the swimming pool, bath or shower or any other wet place. The waterproof vibrators are recommended to be used with a water compatible lubricant, such as silicone-based lubricant. One is advised to check the battery pack to make sure it is not defective before using the vibrator underwater.[6] These vibrators last longer if they are dried after every use and the batteries are kept outside the vibrator when it is not used

3) G-spot stimulator

Similar to the traditional vibrator but with a curve and often a soft jelly-like coating. The curve makes it easier to use to stimulate the g-spot or prostate. The G-spot vibrators are specially designed to stimulate the G-spot in women, and the prostate in men. This type of vibrators is more curved towards the tip and it is made of materials such as silicone or acrylic. It also comes in different colors, shapes and sizes and it can be used with or without the vibrations. Many users though state that vibrations enhance the sensations during G-spot or prostate stimulation. They are recommended to be used with a significant amount of lubricant, especially when used to provoke sexual pleasure in men.

4) Egg Vibrators

Egg-shaped vibrator which can be used for stimulation of the clitoris or insertion into the vagina. The egg, also known as love egg, is a type of vibrator that may also have the shape of bullet which comes in very small sizes. Based on their specific shape, they are called either egg vibrators or bullet vibrators. They are considered discrete sex toys as they do not measure more than 3 inches in length and ¾ inches in width.

5) Blindfold

A must have for those who are into kinky stuff. It is said that the lack of one sense enhances the other 4 senses so blindfold ur partners and see how they react to ur every touch.

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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

6th month anniversary

To Rizal,

Time does flies fast.. close eye,open eye,close eye,we are already celebrated 6th month anniversary de. To say that we had no probs in maintaining a relationship is being untruthful to each other,to our frens,to my frens and to ur frens.

Both of us have different methods of doing things or to show our love to each other,eg: U won't sms or call when I have alredy told u what my plans are for the day as I said that I hate ppl disturbing me when I'm out. I didn't realized that u will take my words literally. I know u trust me much and I do hope that I don't break ur trust. On the other hand,I will disturb u whenever I can especially when ur with ur frens or when u didn't tell me where u are. Seriously,I trust u but I don't trust them especially u know who(Ur Ex). On occasions that I do this, u always ask me whether I'm missing u or not and if I say YES,u'll rush back to see me. U do this too often till some say that I'm queen-controlling u but u just shrugged off the critic and say that its ok and said that u are the one who does the controlling.

From day 1,ur smile mesmerized me and till now that is the part that I love the most. I swear that each time u smile,the sun hides behind a cloud. That's why I always like to make u happy ergo U'll smile and hence my heart will be a bit lighter. No matter how down I am,ur smile raises me up again.

Thank you for loving the good,the bad and the weird in me.



1st of all,I was having probs with my blog the past few days,it seems that my Gmail acc was having PMS so it affected all of the apps that were linked to my gmail. I am so sori about that.

Last Saturday, I went to Times Square to meet up with Ultraman and Sifu of Flirtation.Yes,folks,we have an Ultraman in KL. I thought it was best to take KTM to Kl instead of driving since there were massive jams everywhere but in spite of the KPIs and whatever, the service still sucks. I wonder what does ON TIME means to the folks in KTM.

I promised Ultraman that I'll be in Times Square by 1.30 but since the delay caused by KTM,I reached there about 2pm. Ultraman and I went to a Teppanyaki place for lunch while waiting for Sifu to come. (Sifu was busy with someone at that time).

During Lunch, We talked about stuff and touched a bit on the past deeds. Btw,Ultraman is manly cute and bit slimmer than in pics. After lunch,I dragged Ultraman to Borders which was a waste of time cos the books were everywhere. Then, I followed Ultraman to do some window shopping. Ultraman was looking for a watch so that he won't be late for anything. Fyi, Ultraman is another member of the Honey club (translation: He ain't single,babe). Ultraman's bf is damm lucky cos even though he was looking for a watch for himself, he thought of buying one for the bf unlike mine who always think of buying plushhies aje.

After a while, we were graced by the Master of Flirtation who brought a cutie with him but unfortunately,the cutie left after a while. We then headed to Old Town to talk cock aka to grill the Sifu. Peeps, the Sifu is so not innocent. He is a PLAYER. Midway, the cutie joined again and he became the innocent bystander and watch as the Sifu became hot and hotter throughout the ordeal. I have never seen anyone turned red so fast and so bright in my life before. I can't grill Ultraman cos was afraid that he might shoot a laser at me.

Anyway,that concluded my Saturday...

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

No money woes?

I was having lunch with a straight fren when he said that gays are lucky cos they don't need to worry much about money matters like heteroes do and their money is pretty much theirs unlike heteroes who need to share their income with their wife and children.

When I shared this statement with Rizal, he pretty much concurs with the notion cos he is going to work after graduation and NOT BE A HOUSEHUSBAND.

Let's review the notion,shall we.

Projected Expenditure after Graduation for heteroes

1) student loan
2) car loan
3) house loan
4) wedding loan
5) Children's education & well being
6) Parents' well being
7) Insurance

Item number 5 will be most expensive cos it covers roughly 18 years( Primary-Sec-Uni) and of cos it would not be limited to clothes but also includes Hps,toys, medical fees and etc.

Projected Expenditure after Graduation for Homos

1) student loan
2) car loan
3) House loan
4) Parents' well being
5) Insurance
6) Retirement

Instantly, u can see that most of expenditure is self oriented. We don't really need to feed the wive nor children therefore we save a lot of money but when comes to retirement,we need to make sure that the homes that we chose to spend our last years must be of quality thus we need to spend a lot on that unlike Heteroes who can rely on their children.

Therefore,in my opinion, the Heteroes are really lucky cos even though they spend a lot on others,they would reap a lot of benefits.

Saturday, September 18, 2010


I love to drink wine from Merlot to Gamay. I heart them... My affair with wines started during my Ns days when I was dating my 1st Ex. He sorta taught me on how to pair wines with food and the type of wines available.For example,whites go with white meat and reds go with red meat.

At 1st, I was kinda awed with his knowledge of Wine Tasting and how dumb is was to spend rm 500 on sumting that is not permanent. (I'm stingy).

Anyway,wines could be classified into 2 categorizes which are the country of origin and type of grapes used. So far,I like those white wines that comes from Napa Valley and Hunter Valley. Rite now, I really don't have the time nor company to go for a drink2 session so my tastebuds kinda dumb but Alexis has a good selection of wines. Their rose wine selection is quite ok...

Most would ask what is the differences between White and Red wines....

Well,Whites are made from Sauvignon Blanc,Champagne and Riesling and other types of white grapes. Whites are lighter,more sweeter if compared to Reds. Whites are often served cold.

Reds on the other hand are made from Shiraz, Cabernet Sauvignon ,Grand Cru Burgundy and other types of red grapes. They are more woody,stronger, bitter in taste if compared to whites.

Ps: Always remember that in wine,we'll find truth.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Jom Propa

Case 1

Y: Hi, ur cute.
U: Thanks..Ur?
Y: I'm a top
U: Really, me too

After 3o mins

U: Fuck mex5
Z: Sure
A: sure
B: sure
C: sure
D: Sure

Y: Hey, I thought ur a top.

Case 2

E: Have u watch Resident Evil?
F: U mean the latest one?
F: Yeah,I like the part when Alice uses her short guns
E: Didn't know that coins can be used as ammo
F: What are u talking about?

Case 3

G: Nice prada
H: yeah,bought in Pavilion
G: Yeah, nice place to shop

after 3 days in Petaling street

G: Hi,buying Lv?
H: hehehe,me 2.
G:hushx3 k
H: u 2

Case 4

J: Let's shisah
I: huh? I thought u quit?
J: erm, let's shisah to commemorate that?

Seriously,why lah propa?

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Raya 2010


The family and I left Shah Alam around 3.30 pm and we reached my grandma's house at Jb 5 mins before Buka. After Buka, I helped around with the last minute preparation such as hanging up the curtains and etc.

The entire family including the extended family started to go to sleep at 2 am,the reason was due to excessive chatting session. ( do work a bit,chat for an hour). The cousins and I slept around 4 am cos we're busy buying up cities. I do wonder why Montreal is so valuable in Monopoly (World edition).


Woke up at around 6 am, then need to take number to use the bathroom. The aunt still haven't upgraded the 3rd bathroom with a shower head so only 2 bathrooms were available to be used by 30 persons...

After the Raya prayers, the entire family gathered for the Majlis bersalaman which took another 2 hours to finish. Seriously, everyone is a diva.... I still get duit raya :)

At around 11 plus,we left JB and headed to Singapore,reached my Uncle's place at around 12 plus... At around 1 pm, I headed to the Chinese Cemetery at JLN Bahar to say my goodbyes to Him. I also met up with Mum at Jurong Point for lunch.

I went back to my Uncle's place at around 3 pm when I found that my dad decided to head back to JB at around midnite due to my Mak Long's insistence. Therefore, I couldn't meet up with Arman and some of my Sporean frens.

On a personal note, Spore had changed a lot,they are building another set of MRT lines to ease up the congestion and Jurong Point doesn't look the same as 5 (?) yrs ago...


I went to the newly opened Terbau City mall with the cosuins to watch Resident Evil : Afterlife. The movie has wonderful graphics but somehow the bomb explosion reminded me of Naruto's Rasegan. Pls do watch it in 3D.

On yeah,the JB boys are damm cute.. I definitely am pining for Chinese Sausages...

We left JB at around 11 pm. We were supposed to go to Pontian and Batu Pahat to visit the relatives but since they came to JB,we canceled the trip. Reached home at around 1 am. Am still recuperating from the fatigue of eating and moving around.

Thursday, September 9, 2010


Selamat Hari Raya to all of my readers
Pls do forgive me if I did
anything wrong
literally or not
maybe did offend
in any of my posts
unintentionally or intentionally

Remember to drive safely
always stop at a R&R
u want to have a quickie


Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Calling MUM up

I was thinking of whether to call Mum up to inform that I'm going to Spore for Raya. I mean how would she react to my call,will she pick it up or would she ignore,would she still accept me into the fold or just be cold to me.. After all,we don't share any common ties anymore since His death.

I: Elo, is this ***** residence?

Mum: Yeah, who is this?

I:erm,its Ichi.. ur late son's Ex

M: Oh elo, I was just finishing doing my work. How are u? Long time didn't hear from u.

I: erm, I'm sorry about that but I was afraid that u won't layan me anymore.

M: don't be stupid.. Why should I not layan u anymore? What is ur fault?

I: I.. I.. I disrespect Him and U by not turning up for the funeral and all.

M: Ichix3, I told u that I was overreacting the other time and I apologized for doing that but we both have parts of Him in our hearts and mind. Just call me up whenever ur free,k?

I: erm,Mum. I'm coming back to Spore for Raya..Erm, Could I go and visit Him...

M: Aiyo,that also u want my permission ah? go loh..but make sure u come and visit me also,k?

I: Sure,thanks Mum..

After the call.

I: Rizal, hug me,can?

Rizal hugs while my flood gates opens.Finally, I'm going to say a proper goodbye to Him.

Monday, September 6, 2010

2nd Major Quarrel

When 2 strong personalities come 2gether,confirm there will be some friction between them and sumtimes the friction will give sparks which under proper conditions will cause fire.

It all started with a innocent cup of Sake which was to release some tension in my system which was disapproved by Rizal who merajuk the whole nite and the next day.FYI: I'm a drinker but mostly I stick to wines. Yes,I know what mth it is but a drink is a drink.

Then,the next nite,Rizal invites his Ex for Buka. I was ok with the whole thing until the Ex sat beside Rizal and me opposite Rizal. Elo, I'm the bf not u... My anger was peaked when the Ex started to feed Rizal his food and starts to touch him here and there. I HATE WHEN SOMEONE ELSE TOUCH MY BF,HE IS MINE NOT URS. To top it up, Ex starts to cut me out of their conversation. I left the place before I start to want to embed the Ex's head into the table top.

After an hour, Rizal msged asking what was the prob. So I told him and guess what, Rizal said O OVERREACTED. Overreacted, my foot. So I went to bed angry.

On Friday, I didn't reply to Rizal's msgs as I was busy cleaning,preparing for presentation and what nots.At nite, I got a sms from him saying that I was sulking for no reason and somehow after 50 sms, we both misinterpreted each other's intentions.

On Saturday, after Neuropham class and after getting a few tips from Mark,I went to his house and reconciled with a plushy and his which is Secret Recipe's Choco Cheese Cake and Baskin Robins' Vanilla ice cream.

The lessons that we both learned are never to argue while texting and not to contact dumb Exs who wants to break our relationship.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

When Fire meets Fire

Now I know we said things, did things, that we didn't mean
And we fall back into the same patterns, same routine
But your temper's just as bad as mine is, you're the same as me
When it comes to love you're just as blinded
Baby please come back, it wasn't you, baby it was me
Maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up the bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed I'll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time there won't be no next time
I apologize even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games I just want her back
I know I'm a liar if she ever tries to f**kin' leave again
I'ma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Friday, September 3, 2010

Thursday, September 2, 2010

Arguing is no fun

Last nite, I had Japanese for buka and 2gether with the meal, I had some sake. The reason of taking the sake was weak according to the lover but I was having 2 hectic weeks.

In the 1st week, I was busy with FYP poster design.. The damm Publisher2010 doesn't want to cooperate,drag one box,the another box follow, watermark a section, another section also kena. Lucky, 2 frens helped out; 1 with the layout,the other with designing. My supervisor who was supposed to be on maternity leave came back for a while,adding in the confusion.

When the poster came back from the printers, a few words were missing and a few unexplained empty spaces appeared. STRESS giler. The funny part,the poster's background supposed to be blue but somehow it mutated to purple.

The whole week,I spent reading up my FYP,memorizing major parts only to fumble when the lecturer asked," what statistical test are u going to use to compute ur data?" My reply," T-test kot"... I mean why the KOT appeared.

Last nite, while at the sushi restaurant, the bf shown the disapproving look when I ordered sake when I told him that I'm gonna do it beforehand.

Oh yeah, I forget to add that a few idiots kept ruining my day for the whole 2 weeks (previous post). The subjects for this sem requires a lot of groupwork but some thinks that groupwork is to be done at their own leisure.. very selfish peeps...

Most of the time, I need to bash my fists on the wall to avoid bashing the heads of selected ppl on the wall... so i think its ok for me to indulge.

PS: the bottle that I brought home is just to annoy u....