Maybe its karma or a signal from above to stop playing around and randomly find guys at chatrooms or websites but lately my little Ichi isn't getting any exercise and he is bored.The people who I meet for a quickie also don't excite me,their techniques are so lame.My frens said that its karma cos I used to reject invites from people but if they are ugly,you can't expect Little Ichi to be excited rite?
Furthermore,I'm not the type that would wank after watching porn anymore,Its seems that even porn is too boring for me.My favourite porn is japanese porn especially if the actors are those lean and cute types.(There a few bloggers that I know are my type :) ).
Where are you,my Adonis?
To think about it carefully,my love and sex life has gone downhill since I came from NS 3 yrs ago.I miss my time in spore,the guys there are so yummy and I had the freedom to go out as i wish unlike now cos of a strict dad.Or maybe I didn't offer any farewell prayers to the Guardian of the Lion city. Maybe,I'll call up my Spore mates,ask them to a few offerings to It on my behalf.
The Merlion
The Guardian of Singapore
I know I'm sound so desperate but I'm sure the readers would understand my plight of a gay man not getting any in either holes.
5 comments:
Ohh all i know is everything is gonna be allright...
No one no one no oneeeee.. Wait wat was the lyrics again...
I know how u feel... Mine is rusty already.. Its been like 1337 months
:) and now u're calling for all boys with that sort of a body. :D
I get ya, but to want fuck a hamster means that you have to resort to drastic measures to ensure you get laid soon though! :D
Little prince: remember our chat last nite,shall we continue that?
Medie007: Ok,I'll be less choosy in the future.
Sam: Erm,I'm thinking of going to the lorongs
Oooer, that first picture of the guy is cute AND hot! What are the odds. Haha.
And hey, I heard that your Guardian of Singapore got struck by lightning. :x
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