Being a painter

For the last 3 days,I have been working as a painter for free. Nope,I'm not that kind of painter,I'm referring to the other one,u know the ones who paint houses.

Anyway,here are some tips for those who want to volunteer themselves as painters in the future:

1) Don't not volunteer

If u aren't the type who follows instructions well,don't volunteer. Also if u have an indecisive house owner who changes his mind every now and then,don't volunteer.

2) Make sure that the house owner knows what he wants

Half a day was wasted cos the lover can't decide which color he wants. Green a min,blue the next... had to spank him,then only he decides to have both colors in the house.

3) Move all furniture before u start painting

We started by doing it a wall at a time so we didn't move everything at once. It was organized chaos in his house.

4) Don't smooch while holding the paint tray

We kinda smooched a bit(fine,we did it a lot) and guess what,half of the paint in the tray landed on the floor.

5) Make sure u have a lot of newspapers

The newspapers are used to absorb any spilled paint or to wipe cum off the floor.

6) Ladders are a good place to have sex at

2 rooms in 3 days! Even a grandma can do better than that. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what we do in between......

ps: All geniuses are mad in various degrees...