Shortcuts to Slimming 101

I'm going to skip those herbal remedies that claims that it can help u lose weight up to 30kg a month by applying it or by drinking it or by inhaling it. I going to talk about those synthetic pills and of cos surgeries that really work.

The basic concept of these treatments are:

1) they block the intake of food
2) they block the production of fat
3) they block the absorption of nutrients

Therefore,they promote the body to use or convert the body fat that is already available.

I just going to mention a few types of pills that could help you to slim down.

1) Mediaxal

Aka Benfluorex. Its actually for controlling improving lipid production and and decrease insulin resistance for those ppl that have type 2 diabetes. It could be also as a weight control for those who want to decrease their BMI like from 28 to 25.

I had used it before. It really boost ur metabolism rate and gives me energy but the side effects were insomnia and dry mouth.

2) Xenical

Aka Orlistat.It blocks lipid from being absorbed from the body but u'll end up with slimy shit which is full of lipid.

Its stronger if compared to Mediaxal but u have to remember to bring extra undies and trousers if u take it in the morning.

Be warned that u may regain the weight after u stop using it.

3) Duramine

Aka Phentermine. It is an appetite killer. U wouldn't be hungry if u take this. Its a very effective way of controlling ur diet but u would end up as a grouch cos it kinda messes with ur endorphins.

Other side effects are:

Clumsiness
Panic
Hostility with urge to attack

Better warn ur frens that ur taking it before meeting them for yamcha.

The 2nd type of treatment is in the form of surgeries:

1) Cosmetic surgery

2) Vertical banded gastroplasty surgery (VBG)

This type of surgery is for those ppl who are really big size like some actresses or singers out there. Normally,it is used as a last step to control weight if and only if other treatments failed here but in the USA, its a normal procedure done by ppl who can afford it.

This treatment really helps in weight control but u have 2 change ur lifestyle and diet a bit so that u'll enjoy the effects forever.

The risks are:

1) Leakages in the stomach wall
2) The stomach stapling may come apart
3) Gall stones and hernia might develop.

Ps: Please consult a doctor or dietitian before planning on slimming down.They might prescribe better treatments for u. This is just for general knowledge,I'm not to be blame if these treatments that are stated here don't work for u.