Every PLU have a six sense built into them which is called gaydar,Nature's gift to us.This gaydar helps them to find a mate or fling. Some PLUs could sense another PLU a hundred feet away or jus looking pictures,some PLUs who are discreet will be exposed by another by this ability. So its doesn't matter if ur discreet or open,we know ur true nature.
So how do Gaydar work?The seeker has to be vigilant of all the loud or hidden movements that the prey makes. For example:
A) Grooming
A PLU would rather stay at home than going out with unkempt hair or last year's clothes. Most PLUs are metrosexuals,they invest in all those products that will make them young forever. My gay frens would wear a designer label attire even if they are going for grocery shopping.Yes,gays are super vain. But these days,the straight guys are also being metrosexual.
B) Gestures
As some of u know,gays have different gestures than straight ppl,they tend to be more femine or loud if they are out of the closet while those discreet gays also sumtimes lose control for a moment and let them go wild if a handsome man enter their sights.
Gestures to look for:
1)They would wipe their faces with tissues every 30 mins even though the day isn't hot.
2)The food that they order,normally it would be food that has the lowest calories in the menu.
3) To spot a diva,They make sure u know that they are in vicinity even though u're a thousand miles away.They are loud in every aspect.
4) The hands.
5) Their eyes. They would do this 3 mins stare,1st min,to see the guy's face and body,2nd min,to see his frens and 3 min,to catalogue his clothes. They do this to every guy that either is leaving the area or entering the area.
The first 2 steps are for the beginners,now we shall enter the realm of masters.
C) Pictures
On a boring nite,I would go around and check my frenslist,see whether got good-lookin ppl anot. Over years,I learn to check if their profile match with their sexuality.
1) Pictures.
Cam-whoring,Gays love to do this,even when they go to Giant,they would cam-whore. Their pics would always show their pretty faces and nice bods. and of cos,there would be like a 30 plus albums to put their pics. A straight guy would never go this far.
2) Lack or minimum number of girls in their list.
Most gays would just add guys and refrain to add girls in their profile. Sumtimes the profiles that they added reflects their interests.For example,you go and open a stranger's profile,you saw a hundred frens in his list,some even have PLU or Gay in their profile id and there are zero girls in the list,its safe to say they're pitching for the same team.
3) Groups that they joined.
Some profiles that I saw in frenster states that they are straight but when checking their grouplist,there are a lot of those gay/plu grups.
4) Willingness to reply a msg or add a fren.
Normally,gays are easier to approach than straight ppl.They would just reply ur msgs even a simple one like Hello and normally,the chats would end with a hp no or if ur lucky an invite to their bed.
D) The crowd that they hang with
Gays would often seek company of their own type,let it be a discreet fellow or a flaming queen. If u see,a straight looking guy hanging out with a bunch of divas,u'll know that the picture is flawed. And do remember when gays are in a grup,they try to outdone each other.
A word of advice,this method of spotting PLUs are only successful,if u add all the sums together and lastly, always trust ur instincts. Who knows a great nite is just a table away.
8 comments:
informative! TQVM!!
thanks for the info..
selamat berpuasa ichi:)
interesting...very informative...
thx shah...
i don't think i fall into most of the listed... hahaha but that doesnt meant im less than one rite? :)
Spot ME!!!
pena:I'm sure that ur an expert on this de.
Count: same to u
Freddie: Ur welcome
armanique: Same here
Little prince:Ur so obviously gay in ur frenster profile.:)
Hmm.. Most of them do apply to me. Hahah. Maybe I should make myself less noticeable. :P
An "invitation" to bed... good observation though :)
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