Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Revealing Desperate Housewives

We all love Desperate Housewives.Its plot is wonderful and who can resist the bitches?

Let's get into focus,k? The series is a breath of fresh air. Who thought of putting the secret lives of housewives on prime time and spice it with all the latest issues like having a gay son,mortgage and etc.

I'm not going to talk about the series which everyone watches.( What! u never watch it or heard about it? Go back to ur cave and stay there.)

I'm going to dissect the housewives' personalities instead.

1) Bree Van de Kamp

She is such a perfectionist,has superb etiquette from dressing to dining. Although,she's quite the lady,her inner self is such a sinner. She is those type of ppl that hides her true nature behind a facade. Woe betide those who said that she is wrong.

2) Lynette Scavo

She is a over controlling maniac. She wants order in her life and her house. The cause of her nature was due to the drunkard mum and non-existent dad. She imasulates men. The bread-winner of the family. Deep down,she is super insecure of herself.

3)Edie Britt

The bane of every married women,girlfrens or single ladies,so keep ur husbands or boyfrens indoor when she walks down the lane. Sexy is her. But she wasn't a sex bomb from birth. She was a fat,ugly girl during high school who was shunned by the boys. Dumping the boys when heat is at the max is her revenge for those years.

4)Garrielle Solis

A model,a housewife,a slut,a mother. She has done it all and did it beautifully. She is small-sized but don't let it fool u,her mouth is her greatest asset. Jewelry and high end clothes are her best frens. But don't worry,if u needed help,she won't mind to dirty her hands to help u. Cross her and ur dead.

5) Susan Mayer

She is mess,insecure and worries about her children a lot. In her past,she was the prized gal,every boy's dreams,the Queen of her school. Marriage and Divorce crushed her confidence. Cooking is not for her unless u want an excuse to not come into the office She will never take no for answer. If u need a person to talk to,go to her. Break her trust and u'll be 7 feet under.

1 comment:

Bravebear said...

I like Desperate Housewives! Not a real fan but watch it from time to time. A lot of drama~ love it!