Thursday, December 17, 2009

GREAT Working HABITS of GREAT PEOPLE

Get a dustbin and throw all those good working habits that the system had brainwashed u with. Let me re-educate u with great working habits that will help u to get ur own office and a cute secretary. 100% guaranteed.

1) Carry balls

Just agree to whatever the boss say,never say no or improvise even if the boss is clearly in the wrong. Always try to repeat the words of ur boss verbatim so that he knows that ur listening to him.

2) Be the fire stone

Dig whatever shit u can find about the other colleagues and tell it to ur boss. It doesn't matter if the shit is fly's shit,just tell it. Remember the other colleagues are not ur frens,they are also fighting for that top spot.

3) Take all the credit

There is a I in TEAM and those who say otherwise are stupid. Just take it all the glory.If he protests,say that u'll remember him when u get to the top spot.

4) Cover ur ass

Don't let anyone drag u down into his shit. Always remember that being fucked by 10 inch cock is painful enuff. Make sure that ur the diamond in the mud. Remember that u need to eat steak not maggie mee at the end of every mth.

5) Have a strong safety line to hold to

Be frens with the most powerful guy in the office so that ur untouchable and be prepared to jump ship once that guy is a liability.

With these 5 GREAT Working HABITS,I'm sure that ur going to get that office on the top floor within a year.

Disclaimer: Results may vary. The writer isn't responsible for the actions of the readers.

5 comments:

the viennamese said...

Wow I would have to strongly disagree with this, especially the 2nd one. Like you said, it's a race to the top. What if a fellow colleague reaches the top first and you're just a step away? You're gonna have shit to pay. Revenge is a bitch. And hey, I always believe in karma.

William said...

Habits? Ini dah strategi.

Armanique said...

hahaha this entry well worth sarcasm. I like!

Ed said...

i've known few ppl who have done all this...just sad that they are nowhere near the top!

karma is a bitch...it will bite u in da ass~

ichimaru akira said...

Evann:If that happens,there is always poison.hahhaha

Will: LOl,forgot the proper word.

Arman: Thank you.

Ed: I prefer if it rims me instead.LOL