Tuesday, December 1, 2009

It starts with the letter "F"

Have you ever wondered why it comes in various shapes,colours and sizes or why it sumtimes floats or why sumtimes its easy to come out and sumtimes u'll break a sweat cajoling it to go out?

The human feces is wonderful thing. It reflects the state of ur inner body system and sumtimes its the center point of pun or its a taboo to speak about.

What does SHIT made out? Its the waste product of the body. Our diet and health affects its appearance.

There 7 types of SHIT:



Type 1 and 2 indicates constipation. Type 3 and 4 are ideal while type 5,6,7 indicates diarrhea.


There are also 3 main colorings of SHIT:

1) Yellow

Its caused by an infection known as Giardaisis (caused by a protozoan parasite) or a sign of Gilbert's Syndrome.

2) Black

Its caused by the presence of blood in the shit which is caused by peptic ulcer or by Hematochezia. Certain food sources like bluberries or black pudding or even sweets and medicines could cause it. Alcholism could also turn it into red-black.

3) Blue

It is caused by Prussian blue used in treatment of radiation Cesium or Thallium poisoning.

Its buoyancy is caused by the amount of fat contained in the stool. And finally,if u want to avoid spending hours in the toilet,do drink more water and eat more fiber.

Below is a guideline 2 check whether ur shit is Healthy

6 comments:

Bravebear said...

Have always wanted to read up on this. Thanks for the info dude. I like it! The info lah~ not the shit :p

William said...

I did not expect to read this early in the morning.

Clayden said...

wow... very informative! thanks!!

but if that's the case, i must've had been having diarrhoea for monthssss!!! hahahaha

ichimaru akira said...

Bear: Omg,don't tell me that ur into it.(Just kidding,k).

Will: erm,sorry?

Clay: get it checked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash Godiva said...

ahahaha...i just finish lunch when i'm reading this..

by the way...from my experience if you eat lots of papaya the color will turn yellowish-red..and smell like one too:)

lone ranger said...

lol.

tell you the truth, mine is healthy! :)