When ur single,horny and desperate need of assholes,who do u call? Ur fuck buddy of cos. Some may have a long list of fuck buddies while others have one or 2.
What is a fuck buddy?
Well,its a fren that u have sexs with and have no string attached to the relationship.Their existence is to fulfill ur sexual needs. No,they are not toy boys cos they offer free service.Just call them and they shall appear unless they have other stuff to do.
So do u meet with them for yamcha or movie or for dates?
Well,a small percentage do proceed to be bfs but mostly no,no dates or yamcha sessions with them,just purely for sexs.
What happens if u demand for more?
They will vanish without a trace.
What happens if one of the fuck buddies is dating ur friend?
Pls check ur gay manual book. Gay rule no 2,keep ur mouth shut. Gay rule no 3,don't flirt with him.Yes,both u had sexs before but that's in the past.
What happens if the guy starts to reminisce about ur body?
Again refer to ur gay manual. Rule no 1,don't be a bf stealer.
But everyone is someone's leftovers...
True but its ur fren were talking about here. Is the guy worth it?
What happens if u get bored of ur fuck buddy?
Should I answer this? Just go and get a new one lah.
Can we recommend the fuck buddy to other friends?
What are u? a PIMP...
What if the fuck buddy is someone in higher authority? Let's say his ur boss's husband or one of ur lecturers?
Milk it... If he's ur boss's husband,call him up after u kena screwed by ur boss and screw him. If he's ur lecturer,tell him to give u higher marks or u do a Saiful.
7 comments:
nice article...maybe you could write something about anak ikan after this.i donno what's anak ikan in english anyway:/
err... I don't plan to get a fuck buddy. hahaha!
not the first time here but first time dropping you a comment. what do we call the person who we yumcha and movies together as well as xxx occasionally but do not any string attached?
[Jino] - A man's not a man unless he knows how to shoot
anak ikan? Heard of that term before but don't really know what is it in English?
Count and Calvin: anak ikan=money boi
Bear2: I didn't encourage u to have one.Pikey will kill me if I do that.
Jino:Open relationship?
how to get a fuck buddy?
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