Stages in love

I know that many wise ppl said that there are 5-6 stages in love (Google it,will ya). For me,l like stuff that aren't so troublesome so I'm going to narrow it to 3 stages.

1st stage of LOVE

The waiting and finding part. U cast ur lines or like some ppl throw boatloads of oranges into the sea/river/lake and wait for them to bite ur bait.

2nd stage of LOVE

The falling in love part. The romance,the sparks,the sugar are in the maximum levels,he can't do no wrong and ur the gem of his heart.

3rd stage of LOVE

The shitty part. The part when both of u really doubts the reason of u falling in love,the part when he farts,u really will run for cover,ur morning breath will make him vomit.But the both of u have swore for better or for worst,u'll be there for each other.

I'm ok with all the parts except for part no 1,the waiting part really sucks. U throw the line,u have to wait,2 get better quality fishes,u have to invest on better bait (translation,looks and etc).

How I wish that there are stats cards like those in card games,just swipe it and u know whether the both of u are compatible with each other or not.