Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Saga of the Golden Dildos pt 6

As Prince Jerry heads towards the Royal 4,the messenger dove reached its destination.

Queen Willy: Why is Straightland doing this? It has been years since we put sanctions on the cursed island.King Bengbeng shuld be held responsible.Let's summon King Bengbeng here. We,the Royal 4 should recovene the Heavenly Court.

King Nase: Wait,Willy,don't be impatince. We must undercover his plot.We can't simply recovene the Heavenly Court.

Queen Willy: Nase,u know anot my face needs treatment,my hair needs to attend to and my body needs to be washed. We have been walking around without any guide.The Eastern Witch said that he would inform us on the location of the Golden Dildos after they scryed for it.It has been 5 days since we set out of the Pariach's castle. Don't tell me that the 5 most powerful magicians can't detect it.

King Kenji: Relaxs,Willy. We know that u need ur treatments. We are also suffering here.Don't be selfish can?

King Ichi: Why are we quarrelling,its so an unroyal act.We have to wait for Prince Jerry to join us,then we can decided on our next move.

Suddenly,the 4 Royals were surrounded by 30 assasins. Each Royal took out his Heavenly weapons,King Nase with his Sword of Heaven,King Kenji with with his Dragon Staff,King Ichi with his Rainbow Bow and Queen Willy with his Moon Mirror.They began to counterattacked those intruders.

With the help of the Moon Mirror,King Ichi could shoot those assasins that were hiding between the trees. King Kenji and King Nase attack those who are near the group.The Dragon Staff and the Sword of Heaven were unstoppable,their enemies dropped dead on contact with those two Heavenly Weapons. Queen Willy unleashed his Moon jutsu,a jutsu which creates an illusion which bends time and space making its victims to lose their bearings while King Ichi used his Unlimited Cum Jutsu to blind and bind the assasins.

After 4 hours of intense fighting and cumming,the Royal 4 won the battle but when they wanted to question the survivors,they found out that each had taken the Devil's pill which causes the user to die if they told their captors of their true intentions.

Queen Willy: Quick,come here.I managed to use my Moon jutsu on this slut before the Devil's pill could be effective. Quickly,interrogate him.

King Ichi: Oh,assasin,who had sent u here? Tell us and we might be able to save ur life.

Assasin: Ur so dumb,even if I tell u who sent me,you won't be able to stop the gears that are in motion.

King Nase: Assasin,we have the antidote to the Devil's pill.Tell us on whose orders ur acting on,if not we'll kill u here.

Assasin: King Nase,U want to know who did this? Let me give u a hint....

King Nase: Tell us quick!

Assasin: He who lives in the Fort of Silver and Gold sent us........Long Live the Silver Hand.

King Ichi: Nase,check his pulse,we might still be able to save him.

King Nase:Its too late,for the Devil's pill acts quickly if the user is telling the truth.

King Kenji: Well,We know who he is referring to rite? He's telling us to seek his master,The Grandmaster of The Silver Hand.

Queen Willy: Great,now we have to across the Silver mountains to go to him.

King Nase,Ichi and Kenji: Willy,quit complaining will u!

7 comments:

^^WiLLY LaM^^ said...

damn you LOL

but in real life, i like complaining as well ^_^

Pranny said...

Oh willy... U looks like ur proposing to Ichi HAHA!!!

kesian... Recently incident also includes in ur story??

Then my balls also??

Unknown said...

Been a while since I read your (or anybody's blog) and now I'm lost. LOL.. Thank goodness my name is not in the story :P

.:: Ant ::. said...

Cum jutsu? hahahahahahahaha

You are so imaginative with words. ^_^

+Ant+

ichimaru akira said...

Willy:hahaha,Hope i carved a smile on ur face.

Little Prince: Gor is going to whack u the next time,we meet.

Nic: U have a role lah.

Anton:Thanks

nase said...

hehehe wonder when will King Nase have some fun *wink!

Paul Figaro J said...

the devil's pill very jinkak lor...react faster if tell the truth.......duh!