Ichi's interview

I met a new guy online today,he seems to be a newbie in the gay world. I really don't know why I attract this type of gays while I'm still trying to figure life out.So far I met with 10 newbies in the last 4 years,maybe God is asking me to take up teaching as an occupation so that I can corrupt young minds early.

Below is the interview I gave him.

N: Elo,I got ur ym id from planet romeo. Can we be frens?

I:Erm,planet romeo? Sure,why not. Stats pls?

N: Yeah,planet romeo or G4M. ************** Ur stats?

I:***********. (I shuld delete that profile,long time never logged in.)

N: cool,I'm from the same place.

I: what are u looking for?

N: frens or sex. Which is ur pick?

I: I think let's be frens. I seldom do ONS.

N:ONS? what is that?

I: How old are u again?

N: ****-3. please i'm new at this.

I: shuldn't u be studying?

N:I was bored. Please what's ONS

I: hey,kid.ONS is one nite stand means we meet,fuck and say bye2.

N:erm,seriously meh? can we try that?

I: Nope.1st,ur not my taste.2nd,ur too young.3rd,gays don't fuck frens.

N: Erm,ok2. can u tell me how u become gay? Where are the gayspot in Shah Alam?

I: read my blog,its all in there. Gayspots? go 2 seksyen 7,pak li kopitiam or any restaurants there.

N: Erm,can we meet? I want to ask u a lot of questions about this.

I: Can u tell me how u know ur gay?

N: I was from a boarding school,the seniors raped me weekly.

I: read more on gay issue,getting rape isn't an excuse to be gay. Experiment on ur sexuality 1st,make sure ur really gay.

N: Wow,ur so smart.Could u tell me where to find gay porn?

I: Use yahoo search,kid.I'm not smart if I'm smart,i'll be in Montreal with my hubby beside me.

N: U got a bf? Wx4 and H?

I: Nope.Long story,no mood to tell it now.maybe when we meet up,i'll tell u.

N: ok,can I be ur bf?

I: sori,kid,Ur too young. Ask me again in 10 yrs. and pls keep ur heart safe,don't be a slut. ( suddenly, Willy's face appeared in my mind,sori uncle.Winks)

N:Why? I thought we can be "frens".

I: Oh man,ur too young lah. Let's be friends 1st. U don't know whether I'm a murderer or what?

N: Laughs. Oh shit,my mum is coming up. Need to pretend to study.

I: see u later,kid.

N: ok,this is my no ************. Sms me,k?

I: Sure.




After our ym session ended,I just realised that kids nowadays are really brave or stupid and the gay population is getting younger every year.I remembered how afraid I was to go to the CC and enter those gay chatrooms,each time praying that I don't get caught by my frens or I end up with a maniac. I wonder if next year,whether the old pretty leng cais are still in demand.


An advice to those newbies,do some research or at least go and download Queer as Folks. Most importantly,don't give ur hp no or addresses to strangers.




To the old birds,don't take advantage of the newbies' tight assholes. Guide them or the very least,corrupt their minds.