The saga of the Golden Dildos Pt3

Meanwhile at the Patriarch's castle,King Kenji and King Nase was waiting for the arrival of King Ichi,Prince Jerry and Queen Willy.

King Kenji: Why the Patriarch don't want to tell us what happened till he needs all of us. Sian.

King Nase: Yelah,that old fart must be busy with his monks. Never mind,its good that we came early,we can mediate a bit.

So they mediated for 5 days and in between they had group sessions with the young monks.

After 5 days,King Ichi's group arrived and the Patriarch and the rest of the coven came out and greeted the royals.

The Patriarch: After such a long time,again we meet. The reason behind this gathering is stolen was the golden dildos.The Western Witch will explained further,he shall.

Western Witch: It happened last week, I was guarding the Golden Dildos at the time. I could only remember that someone gagged me and tied me up.The intruder also used a poison of unknown origins, since that time I can't be turned on by those young monks.

Northern Hermit: Ur really a witch,so sex-oriented. I hadn't had sex for so long,also never complain.

King Nase: erm,I think u shuld go and see my Royal Physician. He is the best among the 4 lands.

Queen Willy: Eh, so just because the Western Witch can't do it. You call all of us. So troublesome.

Eastern Witch: My Queen,as the legend states the Golden Dildos is essential for keeping the peace between the 4 lands and its powers are so great. In the wrong hands,it can be used as a mighty weapon.

Prince Jerry: So how?

The Patriarch: We need to get it back,no matter what the cost is.

King Ichi: Ok,we got that part so who wants to volunteer?

King Kenji:Ichi,this is our responsibility so we all must go.

King Nase:I agree but we need the Four Heavenly Weapons to help us and The Western Witch needs to see my Royal Physician.

King Ichi: Ok,how about this,We go and search.Prince Jerry will follow the Western Witch back to your land and after getting the clues,he join us mid way.

Prince Jerry: Ok gor.

The Patriarch: Its settled then,Southern Hermit,bring the 4 Heavenly Weapons out.

Queen Willy: There goes my beauty regiment.

The 4 Heavenly weapons are created by the 1st Patriarch to protect the 4 lands from danger. Each weapon is unique and has special abilities. Each Royal has his/her own Heavenly Weapon which are The Sword of Heaven belongs to Gayland,The Moon Mirror belongs to Slutland,The Dragon Staff belong to Pornland and The Rainbow Bow belongs to Ichiland.

The 4 Heavenly Weapons' power is The Sword of Heaven can destroy an army in a swing,The Moon Mirror could sense traps or lies,The Dragon Staff could expand or contract at wish of his owner and user of the Rainbow Bow will never miss his target.

So the next day, they left the Patriach's castle,The 4 Royals went east and Prince Jerry and the Western Witch heads South to Gayland.