Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Saga of The Golden Dildos:An Intro

Elo,I going to write a story based on the people that often write comments in my blog and some of my followers just to spice things up.

The main Characters are:

Ichi = King Ichi
Jerry = Prince Jerry
Willy = Queen of Slutland
Nase = King of Gayland
Kenji = King of Pornland
Medie007 = The Royal Physician
Evann = The Royal Scientist
Twinkle = The Patriarch
Calvin = The Western Witch
Sam = The Eastern Witch
Anton = The Southern Hermit
Nic = The Northern Hermit
Bengbeng = The king of Straightland

Long,long time ago, there was 4 neighbouring kingdoms which are Ichiland,Gayland,Pornland and Slutland. They were ruled by good and wise rulers. These rulers are govern by a Coven of ancient and powerful wizards which is lead by The Patriarch. The Coven gives the rulers advices on when to go to war or when to harvest or if there is a dispute between the 4 lands,the Covern would settle it.

The Coven guards a powerful relic which is the Golden Dildos. According to legend,the Golden Dildos have the power to grant any wish and it is said that the Golden Dildos could make any fantasy real.

One day,while the Coven were preparing a Spring Festival,the Western Witch was found tied up and gagged. On further investigation by the Patriarch,they found that the Golden Dildos were missing.

The Coven immediately called for the Gathering of The Royals for the peace of the lands were at stake .........

10 comments:

nase said...

Lolz farnee, yay! finally a fiction story with me as the King in it though I have no clue on how this soty may unfold. shall wait patiently as advised by the Patriarch!

.:: Ant ::. said...

Please change it to Horny Hermit, more fabulous kan? :P mwahahaha

+Ant+

Pranny said...

Our drama king has done it again!!!

Fable Frog said...

*gasp* golden dildo that grant wishes? I wonder how it works, do we rub it or does it need penetration? LOL

^^WiLLY LaM^^ said...

wei ichi, where is my king? you better get a king for the land of slutland, otherwise all the men in my country will be in deeeeeeepppppppp trouble LOL

Paul Figaro J said...

perhaps you can draw how the dildo gonna looks like.......and the costume, etc

ichimaru akira said...

Nase:Thanks

Anton:Will do it

Jerry: What can I say

Mr froggie: Wait 4 it.

Willy:Erm,Ok.

Paul J: sori,I'm suck at drawing

Anonymous said...

Wah! First chapter already I'm being introduced. Not bad...hehehe... But why am I the witch? But I like it. Hahaha!!! I love magic, potions, spells and witchcraft. Muahahaha!!! Make me more evil ok?

Can't wait for the next chapter but could you make it a little bit longer?

the viennamese said...

Hahahah! This gave me a fit of laughters!! Very interesting indeed. :)

... has anyone checked for the missing Golden Dildo in the Patriarch's butt? :P

ichimaru akira said...

Calvin: Keep on reading,k.

Evann: He checked it there alredi b4 calling the others.

Erm,funny the Patriarch seems to be silent on this posts